So, there's this lady at the smoke shop that i've been getting to know. Tony - a vicadin-addicted, smoking, Christian woman. She's as sweet as sweet can be, always giving me food, discounts, and letting me stay on the puter as long as I want without charging.
So, today she overhears me leaving a message to my man, and says to me..she says:
"Sean, do you have a girlfriend I don't know about?"
"No", i replied, which of course, isn't a lie.
"Oh, 'cause i heard you say 'Hey baby' and I'm thinkin' 'I know Sean doesn't have a girlfriend because he would have told me!'"
poor clueless Tony.
i mean, it's not like she's never seen the beautiful pictures i had printed up of my baby.
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